Random Suite Conversation

By synthetic_xmas

Mark: Do you think so-and-so is attractive?

Me: I don’t know I haven’t figured out yet.

Khalid: She’s not attractive

Mark: I’m really on the fence about it.

Me: I think under appropriate circumstances I’d find her attractive. I think if I were a caveman I’d want her to be my wife. Because like, she has a fit build and a sturdy face.

*laugher*

Khalid: I can’t believe you described her as having a “sturdy face”

Me: Well I mean, I think she’s that kind of person who in a state of nature I’d find her attractive.

*laughter*

Wesley: Don’t put this on the blog.

-Ian

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