Yale University, on the night of the third of November, 2008, was destroyed on the shores of the Connecticut River by the University of Pennsylvania.
It was the forty-eighth turn of events. We Sons of Eli shall never again energize our souls and engage in our ill-fated attacks on the other members of the Ivy League.
Although we had numbers far beyond that of other schools, sheer size was proven to be not enough, for schools with far fewer in number showed us all that a handful of men with much energy could overcome a horde, a mass of individuals, many of whom never bothered to bring energy to the fight–many of whose energy was not enough.
In this world that we’ve grown to love and hate, only five schools remain.
-Adi